Girl with a Clothes Peg – Funny Vermeer Bathroom Poster
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She Smells Something. And She's Not Happy About It.
Vermeer's timeless muse returns — pearl earring, blue turban, and a wooden clothes peg firmly clipped to her nose. She's composed. She's dignified. She's absolutely done with whatever is happening in this bathroom. A masterpiece of passive aggression rendered in Dutch Golden Age oils.
Iconic. Deadpan. Perfectly placed.
Why You'll Love It
- 🎨 Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring — now with a clothes peg for the ages
- 🔮 Rich, dark oil painting palette with authentic Dutch Golden Age detail
- 😂 The most sophisticated bathroom joke you'll ever hang on a wall
- 🏦 A guaranteed conversation starter in any bathroom or hallway
- 🎁 An inspired gift for art lovers, humour fans & anyone with a sensitive nose
- 🖼️ Available framed and unframed to suit your space
Perfect Gift For
Art enthusiasts, museum fans, housewarming parties, birthdays, or anyone whose bathroom could use a touch of ironic Old Masters energy. Ships safely and arrives ready to hang.
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Frame Styles & Colors
BLACK FRAME
Black Frame of 0.5/0.75/1 Inch Wide for A4/A3/A2 posters | Comes with 1 mm Acrylic Cover | Comes Ready to Hang
WHITE FRAME
White Frame of 0.5/0.75/1 Inch Wide for A4/A3/A2 posters | Comes with 1 mm Acrylic Cover | Comes Ready to Hang
NATURAL FRAME
Natural Frame of 0.5/0.75/1 Inch Wide for A4/A3/A2 posters|Comes with 1 mm Acrylic Cover|Comes Ready to Hang
STRETCHED CANVAS
High-quality canvas hand-stretched over 2 inch robust wooden frame| Delivers contemporary, gallery-like appeal | Comes Ready to Hang
CANVAS FLOATER FRAME - BLACK
Canvas hand-stretched over 2 inch robust wooden frame with 0.75 inch thick floater box |No Acrylic Used For Canvas | Gives A Rich, elegant, and sophisticated look
CANVAS FLOATER FRAME - WHITE
Canvas hand-stretched over 2 inch robust wooden frame with 0.75 inch thick floater box |No Acrylic Used For Canvas | Gives A Rich, elegant, and sophisticated look