Quick Visits Only – Funny Retro Bathroom Poster

House Rules. Enforced.

A retro-illustrated man sits on the throne, deeply engrossed in his newspaper — and this poster has something to say about that. Bold, no-nonsense typography delivers the verdict: "Quick Visits Only! This Room Is For Business, Not Bestsellers." Vintage style, maximum impact.

Blunt. Retro. Absolutely relatable.

Why You'll Love It

• 📰 Retro pop-art illustration of a man reading on the loo — we all know someone
• 🟩 Bold green vintage palette with strong graphic typography
• 😂 The passive-aggressive bathroom sign you've always needed
• 🏠 Perfect for shared bathrooms, guest loos, or anyone with a slow housemate
• 🎁 A brilliant gift for anyone with a sense of humour about bathroom etiquette
• 🖼️ Available framed and unframed to suit your space

Perfect Gift For

Housewarming parties, birthdays, Secret Santa, office bathrooms, or anyone who's ever had to knock twice. Ships safely and arrives ready to hang.

Cancellation

Within 6 hours: Free cancellation (if shipping not arranged)
After 6 hours: Orders enter production and cannot be cancelled
Wrong address: Customer pays shipping costs

To cancel: Email support@femtoarts.in or WhatsApp +91-7042211003 with order ID.

Free Replacements For

✅ Damaged products
✅ Manufacturing defects
✅ Wrong item/size delivered by us
✅ Missing products

Process: Report within 24 hours with photos. We arrange free pickup and reship within 2-3 days.

Not replaced: Change of mind, color variations, customer damage, custom products (unless defect).

Refunds

When provided: Repeated delivery failures, unable to replace damaged items, wrong product unavailable, eligible cancellations.

Timeline: 7-10 business days to original payment method.

Deductions: Original shipping (non-refundable), return shipping, 2.5% payment fee.

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